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My boyfriend has the biggest dinghy in the Navy.

My boyfriend has the biggest dinghy in the Navy.

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My face is my fortune... and let me tell you, it runs into a pretty big figure.

My face is my fortune... and let me tell you, it runs into a pretty big figure.

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The only thing I haven't tried is a diet.

The only thing I haven't tried is a diet.

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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Weep and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Weep and you sleep alone.

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A woman's age is her own business. But in my case, I'm almost out of business.

A woman's age is her own business. But in my case, I'm almost out of business.

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When I hear the wolf at the door, I get up and let him in.

When I hear the wolf at the door, I get up and let him in.

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In my opinion thin girls are "Slats"

In my opinion thin girls are "Slats"

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I may not be built for speed, but I’ll get you where you want to go.

I may not be built for speed, but I’ll get you where you want to go.

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I'm as fit as a bass fiddle and about the same shape.

I'm as fit as a bass fiddle and about the same shape.

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Her Royal Hi De Highness

Her Royal Hi De Highness

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I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better!

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better!

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Red Hot Mamas never die... they just go up in smoke.

Red Hot Mamas never die... they just go up in smoke.

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I'd rather have two husbands at 30 then one at 60.I'd rather have two husbands at 30 then one at 60.

I'd rather have two husbands at 30 then one at 60.I'd rather have two husbands at 30 then one at 60.

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When I kiss 'em, they stay kissed.

When I kiss 'em, they stay kissed.

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Just look at me! Older than hell but I never felt better.

Just look at me! Older than hell but I never felt better.

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I believe in women’s rights, for we women have been “left” too often.

I believe in women’s rights, for we women have been “left” too often.

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