Totes

My boyfriend has the biggest dinghy in the Navy.

My boyfriend has the biggest dinghy in the Navy.

$24.23
My face is my fortune... and let me tell you, it runs into a pretty big figure.

My face is my fortune... and let me tell you, it runs into a pretty big figure.

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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Weep and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Weep and you sleep alone.

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The only thing I haven't tried is a diet.

The only thing I haven't tried is a diet.

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A woman's age is her own business. But in my case, I'm almost out of business.

A woman's age is her own business. But in my case, I'm almost out of business.

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When I hear the wolf at the door, I get up and let him in.

When I hear the wolf at the door, I get up and let him in.

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I'm as fit as a bass fiddle and about the same shape.

I'm as fit as a bass fiddle and about the same shape.

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I may not be built for speed, but I’ll get you where you want to go.

I may not be built for speed, but I’ll get you where you want to go.

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Her Royal Hi De Highness

Her Royal Hi De Highness

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I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better!

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better!

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Red Hot Mamas never die... they just go up in smoke.

Red Hot Mamas never die... they just go up in smoke.

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I'd rather have two husbands at 30 then one at 60.

I'd rather have two husbands at 30 then one at 60.

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When I kiss 'em, they stay kissed.

When I kiss 'em, they stay kissed.

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I believe in women’s rights, for we women have been “left” too often.

I believe in women’s rights, for we women have been “left” too often.

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Just look at me! Older than hell but I never felt better.

Just look at me! Older than hell but I never felt better.

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In my opinion thin girls are "Slats"

In my opinion thin girls are "Slats"

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Thin is overrated

Thin is overrated

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Canvas Tote Bag

Canvas Tote Bag

$12.32